Mafia 

what i call homo-sapiens who shave before sexual intercourse.

Person 1: Do you shave before sexual intercourse?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good, you are a "Mafia"

Mafia by Abreathofaversaillian January 11, 2025

Mafia 

What I call homo-sapiens who shave before, after, and during sexual intercourse.

Person 1: Do you shave before, after, and during sexual intercourse?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are a "Mafia"

Mafia by Abreathofaversaillian January 11, 2025

Maia 

A Goddess.

"Maia is the goddess of spring and fertility."

Maia by Myyah February 3, 2025

Malia 

Hilarious…
But also a liar

Dude, you’re so funny. Your almost Malia

Malia by Turttle w/2 Ts June 28, 2025

Maia 

Sick at giving blumkins.

“Have you seen Maia I heard she gives the best blumkins”

Maia by Sigmaforeskinmaster July 3, 2025

Mafia meteor 

...overnight (red-eye) flight from Las Vegas to the Midwest or east coast in the 1960s and 1970s with organized crime members transporting money skimmed from casino receipts to the heads of the organized crime families pirmarily in Chicago, Newark, and New York.

Can also apply to the connecting flights from Chicago to Newark/New York after the overnight flight from Las Vegas.

...the bagmen were on the mafia meteor on Sunday night.

Mafia meteor by Bertpeters1 August 3, 2025

maia 

fuck maia, maia is a bitch

i hate maia

maia by habadoobie August 10, 2025