Jamie's Law

When repeatedly failing becomes normal and you just give up trying
Knowing that it's not important anyway because in the end it will be okay

Person A: You missed the Trash again
Person B: Well, it's just Jamie's Law

by I_missed_the_trash February 27, 2024

Mackenzie’s Law

Makenzie’s Law is a rule used to estimate how early one may have a child. It states that the more unfit of a parent someone is, the quicker they have children

Mackenzie’s Law is a scientific fact known to humanity since the dawn of time

by Cwilther February 28, 2024

Pyra's law

The phenomenon of people that hate on anime for its sexualization of female characters to later be exposed as pedophiles
The phenomenon's name originates from the tendency of Super Smash Bros community members often hating Xenoblade Chronicles 2 for anime fanservice only to later fall victim to Pyra's law

John Doe: I hope Xenoblade 3 isn't weeb coomerbait like Xenoblade 2
*1 year later John Doe is on the sex offender registry*
Knew it. Pyra's law. Happens every single time.

by Kemonomimi February 28, 2024

malume's law

If a nothing (0) is divided by an equal value of nothing(0) it gives us a something (1)

Malume: you take this leaf and you divide it , what do you get?
Keisha: nothing?
Malume: Try applying malume's law

by NKOSI N March 2, 2024

Jenny's Law

There is a cat meme for any and all conceivable events

Person 1: *Sees a Cat riding a unicorn waving a flag* Jenny's law is still undeniably true!

by Unburntoast March 3, 2024

U.S. Marine Corps Conservation Law Enforcement and Land and Wildlife Resources.

U.S. Marine Corps Conservation Law Enforcement and Land and Wildlife Resources.

South Carolina District Employee as Jasper, Soil and Water Conservation. SC Dept of Natural Resources. Director of the Maintenance/Groundkeeper.

In the state of South Carolina. Cadet First Lieutenant, 4YRS, USMC. In state of the South Carolina — Blue Heron Nature Center/Keep Jasper County Beautiful

City of Ridgeland, County of Jasper, State of South Carolina and City of Hardeeville, Town of Robertville, South Carolina, USA.

U.S. Marine Corps Conservation Law Enforcement and Land and Wildlife Resources. of the civilian military, South Carolina Dept of Natural Resources. For South Carolina Game Wardens for the Wildlife Conservation Officer Cadet.

by Kion Shariff Fulton Wilson, March 4, 2024

Dean's Law

The harder you try to focus the higher it makes you

My website went down when I was at Berghain and had a serious encounter with Dean's Law when I tried to fix it

by anonymously_anonymous_person March 4, 2024