Ashton’s law

Law that states Ashton simply can’t be fucked with

These hoes don’t be mad at Ashton these hoes mad at Ashton’s law

by User0824 March 9, 2024

Fox's Law

As an online discussion between furries grows longer, the probability of someone asking about role-playing approaches 1.

There it is Fox's law in action, in under 10 minutes of encountering another furry they've asked about role-playing.

by another damn furry March 13, 2024

Provision Law 32C Section 31

“Provision Law 32C Section 31” is a section deep inside Shafaet Hossain’s asshole which some might consider a repository of lame shitty jokes.

“wow! thats a Lame Shitty joke! sounds like you pulled it out of the Provision Law 32C Section 31 of Shafaet’s anus!!”

by JTdope March 13, 2024

Goober x Law

When two people dickride eachother

Omg you stop are acting so goober x law rn..

by bootyconsumer777 March 13, 2024

Samito’s Law

Any discussion regarding Overwatch balance will inevitably lead to the topic of 6v6

Sam: “Supports are too oppressive and tanks are weak! Bring back 6v6!”

SVB: “Samito’s Law has taken effect.”

by Samitoschair March 15, 2024

TomSka's Law

When something you say online that involves a person being insulted is able to be seen by the person in question.

Person 1: I might talk a bit of trash about him...
Person 2: That's probably a bad idea, you know TomSka's Law.

by Radin Happier March 16, 2024

Mulligan’s Law

The amount of baseball played is directly correlated to the fruitiness level of an individual.

Max is the fruitiest person I know. Well he’s played baseball his whole life. That makes sense according to Mulligan’s Law.

by Patrick Star9838 March 17, 2024