dirty Werther's

Similar to a Werther's Original, a blowjob by an older wo(man) with or without the actual toffee candy in their mouth for flavor, a "dirty Werthers" is when they do it while shoving the wrapper up your asshole.

Brian received a dirty Werther's from Edna, that's why he's walking funny.

by Taglar Dreskk July 21, 2017

Dirty Squirties

When you fall asleep after drinking too much and wake up with your butt cheeks glued together because you sharted in your sleep or straight shit yourself.

I had the dirty squirties this morning...

by Jrizzle83 October 20, 2018

Dirty Derell

When a guy is fucking a woman doggy style in her pussy and uses his fingers to spread her asshole open. He then spits in it and tell her that asshole is next

I had my girl bent over last night and pulled a Dirty Derell on dat ass.

by Mercucio23 February 22, 2019

Dirty Vonnie

Waking up in a barn with a rodeo clown after a night of drinking tequila

I was so drunk, I did the Dirty Vonnie.

by verian blue February 24, 2019

dirty stobbs

When a polish man infested with STDs comes to a new country and spreads the STDs to your girlfriend.

My girlfriend confessed she received a dirty stobbs a few days ago

by Fajitaconqueso February 25, 2019

Dirty Spud

The act of performing anal sex, and upon pulling out penis, finding pieces of poo stuck in and round your for skin.

I really wish I didn't eat that much before having anal last night, I gave my partner a dirty spud.

by The brown crusader March 4, 2019

Dirty Shutler

When you bang a swamp donkey with a cucumber and put it back into the fridge fir your roommate to eat.

He is having the dirty Shutler for dinner tonight.

by Notanangel83 March 6, 2019