Cat Milk Silk

Cat Milk Silk is the milky white substance extruded from the many nipples of Spidercat.

"Hey Jane, I bought this new cat milk silk loom to weave me up some bonnets."

by Jboww September 18, 2018

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my cats are meowing

Like when your 'dogs are barking' but, rather than sore feet, another structure of the anatomical leg is sore.

I worked out my quads yesterday and my cats are meowing today.

by Justy-clit November 20, 2017

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bright blue cat

Big Black Cock. Backronym of BBC

"He will always be a slut for bright blue cat"

by DondaDeluxe March 14, 2023

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Mississippi mud cat

When you take a slim jim meat snack and stuff it into a penis and the other party noodles it out with their tongue.

Stacy was giving Brad a Mississippi mud cat in the back yard.

by Brisket01 August 4, 2018

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The total and utter destruction of any object or person, by any means, but predominantly with shit, vomit or both.

Developed from the numerical scale for describing damage to aircraft. Cat (category) 1 being very minor damage, Cat 4 being written off/scrapped. So Cat 5 would be reduced to dust!

For instance if you entered a toilet that was pristinely clean, but you left it looking like the toilet from Trainspotting you’d have Cat 5’d it.

When the bride to be on a hen do necks 3 bottles of Lidl’s Prosecco before leaving the house and then heaves in the garden she Cat 5’d herself in the pre-game.

Jesus Christ Steve did you just Cat 5 trap 2 with last night’s prawn balti?

Hold on babes, I think I just Cat 5’d my thong playing fart or shart.

Did you see Chantelle last night, she Cat 5’d herself on hooch before they got to the club and ended up rubbing her minge on the high street bus stop!

by Careless Winsper September 15, 2019

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