Live your life

Going out and not giving a fuck what happends, jus as long as you get pretty shitty an hook up once or twice with someone of the opposite sex.

You know whats wrong with you, you need to live your life.

by spanish55 November 21, 2006

it's your birthday

Birth-day, hence conception-day, hence you're getting sex tonight.

"go shorty, it's your birthday." - 50 Cent

by ghoatie March 26, 2004

love your enemies

A teaching from Jesus Christ that asks us to show compassion and love towards people we dislike the most.

The vast majority of Christians, as of 2008, have either forgetten, ignored, or torn this teaching out of their Bibles. Perhaps the most challenging teaching Jesus gave us. Easy enough to love our friends and the good God, but very difficult to even try to love our enemies.

It's anticipated that within the near future, Christians will re-incorporate this principle into their lives.

Christian: Damn those f****** Arab terrorists, and screw the Democrats. I despise Osama bin Laden to my core!
Questioner: Umm...didn't Jesus teach us "love your enemies"? It says so in Matthew 5:44!
Christian: "Love your enemies"? Oh, I hated that section so I tore the page out of my Bible! LOL! :)

by jesustaughtlove.org October 16, 2008

got your back

when your friend, pal, colleague, cheerleader, or someone of a close affinity is by your side (either figuratively or literally) to makes sure that you make it through the troublesome, difficult, or tedious time or predicament you are currently in.

craig: oh, arianna, are you ok?
arianna: i just can't get this cheer down. I don't think I'll be able to do the perfect cheer.

craig: You can do it! I know you can! I got your back.

by arianna-opc August 18, 2011

flingin your cheese

forcefully imposing irrelevant talk or action; inappropriate use of something; tossing the top layer of a Tony Roma's pizza

1. " Stop flingin your cheese at me, i don't care."

2. Poser: " I realized i'm cool now cause i wear obey shirts all the time."
Dude: " Dude, stop flingin your cheese around."

3. Ozzy

by bodelicios February 17, 2008

Your Mom!

An insult that can apply to almost anyone at anytime. It is regarded the best insult ever.

Bill: Just Put the book in the bag.
Joe: Your mom put it in!

by Nico April 25, 2005

Eat your babies

When a woman swallows semen after a blowjob, she is, when you think about it, eating your babies. Semen containing millions of sperm, which can be thought of as potential offspring, yada yada, you get the idea!

Russel: Oh Josie! I'm...I'm gonna cum!
Josie: (Sexy-aggressive voice) Oh give it to me Russel. I wanna eat your babies!
Russel: Huh? O_O

by MickeyGoodFella July 16, 2010