Put weight on the bean

When you get hot and heavy on the clitoris.

i.e. did you hear Jim last night? He bought that girl home and put weight on the bean.

by Nepenthes126 December 4, 2016

pastry weight

The weight gain through the consumption of copious amounts of Hungarian pasty. Typically occurs during the holiday season.

I gained 20 pounds of pastry weight last Christmas

by Grimshackle December 24, 2016

german weird

There's getting weird, then there's getting German weird. It's a whole new level of kinky.

If your girl asks to get German weird don't be surprised if you get a feather duster in your ass.

by Danabolic December 27, 2016

joey weiss

A goofy, loving guy who has many of friends. Everyone likes him, he is very sporty and is great at giving hickeys. He can be very triggered at times but doesn't show it. Usually has big ears as well

Joey weiss, what is that on your girls neck yo?

by Tdawg159 February 9, 2017

cooper weiss

Is sexy and has a long dick

Oh damn cooper weiss

by Behduebs April 5, 2017

Dollar weight on a dime

A gross over-complication of an otherwise simple task, or an asymmetrically severe reaction towards an issue not deserving of such. Like killing a unicorn with a bomb, or bringing a gun to a knife fight.

I can understand you being upset that I slept with your sister, but you're putting a dollar weight on a dime.

by McHuffy April 13, 2017

Alyssa-weight

Lighter than a light weight when drinking alcohol

They're such an Alyssa-weight

by AVBAF May 27, 2017