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Victor’s Vagina

A part of the body like the Achilles’ Heel; where if a tiny injury occurs results in permanent loss of function to do any physical activities. Side effects result in addiction to Zelda and carrying 3 or more cameras at all time.
Person A: Ow, I just fell from that 1 foot drop. I think I hurt my ankle.

Person B: Looks like you fractured your Victor’s Vagina. You will be unable to do any more physical activity for your entire life.
by Clark527 August 18, 2018
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sand o vagina

oh my i got sand o vaginaa
by obmyvaginaburns March 31, 2019
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Dive Right In Vagina Express

What men should say when they're ready to insert their dicks in a woman's vagina and have a great time.
Husband: I'm gonna dive right in vagina express now. Are you ready?
Wife: Yes, babe!
by titarrot June 6, 2019
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The Side-Vagina

A large pocket of fat resembling roast beef that resides in close proximity to the vagina. This is located only on the female, occuring in 1 to 100,000,000 people. Some may experience chronic Flatulence, diarrhea, vomiting, and headaches. One major symptom that most experience is a large amount of photography.
I need to take a long shower to cleanse The side-vagina and to prevent further photography
by Whale Anus August 11, 2019
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World class vagina

A vagina that's been doing so good. Completely natural and harnessed by perfection that has been reached by fine vaginal pH. For levels below, see: beginner, amateur, semi-pro and professional vaginas.
GF: "My vagina has been doing so well recently. I mean look at it - back to world class!"

Me: "How do you maintain these world class vagina levels?"

GF: "I swear only diet. Nothing else taken."
by coltnavy January 28, 2020
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Harry Potters Vagina

When someone thinks they are strong and smart, but are neither !!
Wow, he’s like Harry Potters Vagina !!
by Beard3dWonder October 28, 2019
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Whale's Vagina

When Covid related postponements destroy your Fantasy Football lineup and you can't field a starting roster.
Ferg's team had a Whale's Vagina situation when the Titans and Steelers postponed.. He could only utilize 7 of his 16 fantasy football players.
by Clowns taste funny October 2, 2020
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