Rowe's Rule

"If you don't know, don't babble."

Please observe Rowe's Rule to avoid wasting everybody's time.

by Ed Cox October 21, 2025

Rule 34 of music

If it exists, there's a song about it. No exceptions. If something doesn't satisfy this rule, there is rule 35 of music, which states that:
If there isn't a song about it yet, one will be made. No exceptions.

Jim: Why the fuck is there a song about some guy cutting his dick off?
Patrick: Rule 34 of music.

by connorp04 September 5, 2018

Rule of wu

When food is left unattended for more than 20 minutes an individual can Enact the Rule Of Wu giving that individual the full authorization to eat the unattended food.

“I enact the rule of wu on the plate of food”

by Eugene1605 October 18, 2022

Rule 49824776541208479028641672843

Time and space is endless, you will never reach the truth. You will stand upon the requiem meant for your will and realize that meaning itself has no meaning. Life isn't life. You are not you. You don't exist. Nothing exists. But that's what makes living so fun. It is to create your own meaning. Live on

Rule 49824776541208479028641672843 is meaningless. Quite ironic

by ricefield September 22, 2023

Downingtown slamming (rules)

Here are the rules:
- help all fallen slammers up.

- dont hit fellow slammers in private areas.

- no spine shots, rabbit punches, or blind sides.

- no slamming heads.

- after breaking three of these rules your thrown out.

These are the rules.

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by Mush face June 29, 2009

Rule 6925

If a guy smashes his dick suck it or bath in his milky cum or you could sell his semen at the Los polo's Herman's chicken shop

Chicken no rule 6925

by Chicken semen bacon mcflurry September 30, 2022

Dyer’s Rule of Nutrition

Jay Dyer’s Rule of Nutrition states that you should never eat anything that has cartoon characters on its package. Basically, processed junk food.

Dyer’s Rule of Nutrition would rule out:
>Cocoa Pebbles
>M&Ms
>Cheetos
>Flintstones Gummies
>Count Chocula
>Lunchly

by Shepherd Guy June 27, 2025