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Glen Rule

If it is within 30 minutes of going home or to lunch - any requested activities which may interfere with going home or going to lunch may be postponed until ones return simply by declaring the Glen Rule "In Effect". Doing this forces the requester to return after you are back from lunch or home and reduces the chance of you not being able to enjoy your time at lunch or home
George - "I need help moving these boxes."
Mike - "Glen Rule, catch me tomorrow." (or after lunch)
by Rothweiler January 2, 2009
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Rule 787

The rule that states there is always be an exact opposite, No exceptions.
787b. If there isn't one already, there will be.
Man 1: Wow she is HOT!
Man 2: Rule 787
by ecaf eht thiw yug taht November 20, 2011
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Donut rule

A rule in college where if you are heard having sexual relations of any kind, even with yourself, a roommate, hall-mate, or anyone else from your section of the housing can knock loudly on the door and shout "Donuts" along with their name and the resident of that room must buy the caller a donut or two the next day.
1: "Billy and Mandy are having sex across the hall."
2: "Go knock the door!"
1: *knocks the door and shouts*
2: "Looks like you get to go to the bakery!"

Next day
1: "Dude, I'm so glad I called the donut rule on Billy last night"
2: "Why?"
1: "Because he gave me free donuts dipshit!"
by KUUnit"Shocker"4 August 5, 2011
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The Blinker Rule

In an effort to facilitate a more focused driving experience, it is not necessary to use your blinkers / turn signals at speeds above 100mph.
"Did he use his blinkers when he passed you?"
"Nope"
"Well then he must have been obeying the blinker rule"
by Brian Wright January 16, 2008
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Wash Sale rule

a bullshit way the man keeps you down while trying to cut losses in the stock market by taxing your puny gain 35% on the re-buy.
"haha you are a dumbass for breaking the wash sale rule, nobody does that you dumbass."

"Heads I win, Tales you lose."
by Piggyboy December 21, 2007
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yoink is the rule

The rule that states when a person is in a position to steal, or yoink from another, one must do so.
Herbie could not decide whether to turn right into the parking garage ahead of the vehicle waiting in the street to make a left into the same garage. As he pulled into the garage ahead of the other vehicle, he remembered, "Yoink is the rule!"
by smeg brundle February 19, 2008
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megan and phoebe, the rulers of the universe

Well, quite obviously, we are the rulers of the universe. Duh. Do you not read?
Girl 1 "boy gee you are cool"
Boy 1 " i know i am a megan and phoebe"
Girl 1 "Whats that?"
Boy 1 "Your stupid-ness makes me chuckle, Well, quite obviously, megan and phoebe, the rulers of the universe. Duh. Do you not read?"
Girl 1 "i feel so much more knowledged now"
by Alice in February 5, 2008
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