shut up your mom's gay

A classic comeback to halt someone you don't want or care to hear.

Person you don't care to hear: so i was at school today and I wa-
You: shut up your mom's gay
Person you don't care to hear: ...(silence)

by andbow03 February 21, 2018

Husband son Mom wife syndrome

When a son knowingly or unknowingly takes the role of a husband to their mother excluding sex. The mother is often over protective and jealous of her son's serious relationships. This is a common disorder with single moms.

An example of the Husband son Mom wife syndrome is; Mama Dee and Scrappy on VH1's "Love and Hip Hop"; Tasha Mack and Malik on BET's "The Game."

by Husband son Mom wife syndrome July 19, 2014

Ur mom mega big gae

The 5 words that, when said, causes all of existence to implode upon itself.

Joe: ur mom mega gay
Bob: no u
Joe: Ur mom mega big gae
Bob: *just gets obliterated*

by Default Mate December 11, 2018

Soccer Mom Assault Vehicle (S.M.A.V.)

anything associated with the "mini van" body and the bullshit ridiculously easy to drive vehicle, its so easy to drive because of the car chassis it sits on, the full power brakes, its surrounded by glass, its so easy to steer. Anything associated but not limited to Ford Windstar, Chrysler Town and Country, Plymoth Voyager, Chevrolet Uplander or Venture, Dodge Caravan, Mazda MPV, Toyota Sienna, Nissan Quest, and last and most definatly deserves to be least Kia Sedona because of its complimentary paper plate brake rotors, toilet paper roll drivetrain, twizzlers for spark plug wires, cheap supermarket send a kid to camp for $1 plastic bags for air bags, and coca cola can hull.

Yo look at that Soccer Mom Assault Vehicle (S.M.A.V.) im sure glad i dont drive one of those

by MYNAMEIST March 6, 2007

When Mom finds the poop sock

A devastating event in which your mother finds the sock that you use when you are out of toilet paper and you have to take a SHIT. The poop sock is a sock that you shit in when you dont have toilet paper

When mom finds the poop sock is exactly what it sounds like

John - Dude, my life is fucking over

Connor - Let me guess, your mom found the poop sock when you ran out of toilet paper again?

by skywar1514 January 22, 2020

ur mom have big gay

A devestating comeback that describes how the poor victim's mom is gay

ur gay
no u
ur mom gay
ur mom have big gay

by egwepihgwp8ehgh8pgwregwwgg July 1, 2018

ur mom goes to college

1. A diss used as a lame comeback.

Person A: Have a nice trip? See ya next fall!
Person B: Ur mom goes to college.

by Seren Ilene November 1, 2007