Anal sex

Inserting penis in butt

Jae: Sherryl have you ever been fucked in the ass
Me: No ,never had anal sex
Jae:well you can barely take it vaginally

Me:(in my head)we go 5 times a day you sex maniac ofc I can barely take it

by Sherryl the Real July 16, 2024

Anal

Something Angel is good at doing and Yesenia is good at receiving.

Mom -“Dylan I’m sorry, apparently defosey gave anal to your grandmother”
Dylan-“Anal? She’s on metapods, dat ass must be steaming!”

by EdLongBottom August 9, 2024

Krishna Buttwash Anal

Most depserate omegle indian type dude ever out there smells like curry and eats transgender dick and loves to ask bentancur tofuck

krishna buttwash anal is very strange Paul Rentaris

by KFCGOATBLACKNIGGERS August 11, 2024

candy cane anal

When you bend your non-erect penis into a U shape and stick it inside the significant other using the bend to see how long it will take to get hard and snap.

Person 1: Yo bro what's the matter, you look pretty sad.
Person 2: I broke my penis last night. :(
Person 1: Bruh what- how!?
Person 2: She wanted to do candy cane anal.

by THOT_EXTERMINATOR69 January 31, 2023

Super-anal

When you refer to someone as super-anal, you intend to say that they are in a god state when they are in the confines of someone elses intestines and have a way with the booty

Me: Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's super-anal! Super-anal: Up, up, and away!

by Superanal1 April 3, 2025

Anal Shishkabob

When a man, at climax, removes his penis from the anus of his partner and there is pooh surrounding it like a meat shishkabob.

Bro, I had anal sex the other day too soon after we had a meal, and I got the anal shishkabob.

by 9asummit April 30, 2025

Anal blindage

A phrase you when you don’t plan on coming into work or school and giving a “medical reason”

John: hey boss, I don’t think I’m going to come in tomorrow I have anal blindage

Boss: I’m so sorry to hear that John, what’s anal blindage

John: it’s me not seeing my ass coming in tomorrow.

by Mnm930 May 2, 2025