Anal-Speaking

When someone's speech is so outrageous, he's speaking out of his ass.

John, as usual, would making such outrageous statements that were not true, everyone felt he was anal-speaking again.

by Compendium-of useful info November 15, 2025

Anal Waterboard

The act of being tied up, facing the floor, blindfolded, and simultaneously having water drip down into your anal cavity every so often.

Man shut up, I'll anal waterboard your ass.

by WordMasterDmoney November 21, 2025

anal drug nuke

The victim shoves every item considered to be a "drug" in their house into a condom. They then add a firecracker to the condom, and add a fuse sticking out of it. The condom is then inserted into their anus and the fuse is to be set a blaze. The goal is to absorb the drugs directly into the bloodstream.

Josh: "Dude, why do you look so fucked right now?"

David: "Bro, I just did an anal drug nuke. Im so fucked."

by galaxydick December 7, 2025

Super-anal

When you refer to someone as super-anal, you intend to say that they are in a god state when they are in the confines of someone elses intestines and have a way with the booty

Me: Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's super-anal! Super-anal: Up, up, and away!

by Superanal1 April 3, 2025

Anal Shishkabob

When a man, at climax, removes his penis from the anus of his partner and there is pooh surrounding it like a meat shishkabob.

Bro, I had anal sex the other day too soon after we had a meal, and I got the anal shishkabob.

by 9asummit April 30, 2025

Anal blindage

A phrase you when you don’t plan on coming into work or school and giving a “medical reason”

John: hey boss, I don’t think I’m going to come in tomorrow I have anal blindage

Boss: I’m so sorry to hear that John, what’s anal blindage

John: it’s me not seeing my ass coming in tomorrow.

by Mnm930 May 2, 2025

Anal clarity

A phrase used when you need to leave work and want to give them a “medical reason”

Johnson: hey boss, I’m gonna head home early today, I just came down with anal clarity.

Boss: im sorry to hear that Johnson, what’s anal clarity

Johnson: I’m tired of being here and can see my ass going home.

by Mnm930 May 2, 2025