Sphincter Titties

a fat man's tits.

Johnny, i was gonna fuck your mother last night but I realized how much your father's sphincter titties turned me on. I fucked your dad Johnny.

by Sphanky Phresh July 25, 2010

Pity Titties

The "boobs" that God gives to fat girls because he feels sorry for their morbid obesity.

Tracy: "Yeah, well at least I have bigger BOOBS than you!"

Britanny: "Psh. Those are pity titties, fatass!"

by eatthebaby September 16, 2010

Nippin' Titties

When you're horny and you're nipples get hard. Similar to getting a boner.

Alex is always so god damn horny he's always nippin' titties. Maybe it'a because he lacks a penis.

by Micah's Girlfriend and Such. September 18, 2010

Slut-titter

A word that can be used in the place of bitch, or any words of the like.
-Note: Usually used in a playful manner, not seriously.

Guy 1: Dude, where the hell is my Dew?!

Guy 2: I drank it nig.

Guy 1: You fuckin slut-titter.

Guy 2: ...Happens to the best of us.

by Maccaroney December 7, 2010

Teeter Titty

The act of titties bouncing up and down while on top of a guy having sex.

*Guy and Girlfriend having sex* (girl on top, bouncing)

Guy- "Damn girl, you got a nice teeter titty going on!!"

by Nom.Nom.Nom; March 3, 2011

Hangy Titty

Of or pertaing to the very large, saggy and pepperonied nippled breasts, usually middle aged African American women.

"I could only imagine what all that yo yo dieting has done to Oprahs boobs, shes probably got the hangy titty"

by arrrwood April 2, 2011

Sweet titties

To be shocked

I done your dad last night ......... SWEET TITTIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Bazelberry August 6, 2011