by LegoMyEgoWaffle November 8, 2017
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Somebody: I’m gonna go on urban dictionary to find some definitions for my report. Let me search up “desire.”
Desire: a want for sexual contact/intercourse.
Someone: oh, uh, ok, how about “mental state?”
Mental state: a health based version of how much hot sex you have.
Someone: Oh, uh, what about “kitten?” That can’t be sexual right?
Kitten: another name for a woman’s cute (millennial name for female genitalia relating to cat.)
Someone: yeah I walked right into that one. Ok “video game” can’t be sexual, right?
Video game: an interactive version of pornography.
Someone: I give up.
Desire: a want for sexual contact/intercourse.
Someone: oh, uh, ok, how about “mental state?”
Mental state: a health based version of how much hot sex you have.
Someone: Oh, uh, what about “kitten?” That can’t be sexual right?
Kitten: another name for a woman’s cute (millennial name for female genitalia relating to cat.)
Someone: yeah I walked right into that one. Ok “video game” can’t be sexual, right?
Video game: an interactive version of pornography.
Someone: I give up.
by DrKoneko December 31, 2020
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Banzai: What if He is the urban dictionary
Everyone else: Oh no.
Banzai: What if He is the urban dictionary
Everyone else: Oh no.
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But in the end, none of this matters, as 99% of it is inevitably porn and sexual terms involving shit.
A LOT of shit.
But in the end, none of this matters, as 99% of it is inevitably porn and sexual terms involving shit.
A LOT of shit.
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