shit sammich

Esophogeal emanations from oral orifice which cause victims to think a person has recently consumed a sandwich filled with feces: A person whose breath smells so bad it is as though they ate a shit sammich for lunch.

"YO! Shit sammich, go brush your friggin teeth!"

by Bob the Dog September 8, 2005

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shit snatch

It is a ass hole but stricly only an ass hole that is experiencing an extreme bout of the trots and when a pork sword is thrust within it rapidly shits upon the unhappy shaggers balls.

Her vag was rather slack and hanging loose like the mouth of a tired dog, so i decided to ram it in her shit snatch and all hell broke loose, how was i supposed to know she had a dickey tummy and she shat on my balls.

by gibbomcgland August 19, 2007

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Shit Slapping

The act of bum rushing a fucker on the toilet and slapping the shit out of them....

Mom ask's why Im home so early from school? My reply... I got suspeneded for Shit Slapping Andrew Brown in the bathroom!

by Ray July 2, 2004

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shit drifter

when a shit of a good size is in the toilet bowl, and when u go to flush in stead of breaking and going down it drifts around the bowl leaving skid marks

dude come lookat this log i dropped i think it might be a shit drifter

by shit*king April 29, 2009

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Shit map

The stain made in your undercrackers, clothing or similar made by a follow-through or badly wiped bottom.

Similar to the Map of China, it can resemble any geographical land mass, from Africa (a big splurge with a drip) to the Philippines (an explosion of Fecal debris).

An obvious outcome (LOL!) of Dutch Coughs, Belgian sneezes and other trouser-related toilet mis-haps.

John had a dodgy curry last night and when he woke up this morning he'd made a classic shit map of India in his shorts!

by Craig in the Hat September 9, 2009

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