Rockcabbage 

An insanely badass man with a penis so large that numbers can't even calculate it's size.
:l

Rockcabbage is so fucking cool I want to rape his butt
-Feral Kitsune

Rockcabbage by Rockcabbage October 20, 2010

Rock Island 

The process bending someone over the kitchen island and rocking their world

I'm gonna give her a rock island

Rock Island by fffffffffffffuuuu April 12, 2017

Fictional rock

Fictional rock is a genre of music invented by the Japanese played entirely with drums and is named after the fiction created by them.

Only four entities play fictional rock, the first is a Monkey and the other three are the members of the band The Three Steves. But don't tell Steve Ballmer we said that or he'll fucking kill us.

Let's listen to some fictional rock.

Fictional rock by kodiac1 July 6, 2006

Slutty Rock 

A rock where sluts climb out from under. duh.

Oh Lord, her name is Kimmazing, she must have just climbed out from under a slutty rock.

Slutty Rock by Khole Fras January 20, 2009

Dirt Rock

Hardend dirt that has bonded together to form a rock like shape that will break apart and stain upon contact. (often found in your neighborhood garden).

Rock fight, garden rocks, Dirt Rock

Dirt Rock by Thalonious mackadocious October 18, 2013

Hard Knock Rock 

Hard Knock Rock is a Luke Slater track from the album 'Wireless'

Hard Knock Rock is a fucken winner when it drops...

Hard Knock Rock by Mark Walker October 22, 2007

Eagle Rock 

A small yet delightfully tacky town in between Pasadena and Glendale. It is highly multicultural consisting of 50% phillipeanos, 30% mexicans,19% whites, and 1% of others. A common belief is that if you live below Eagle Rock Blvd., you live in the crappier part of Eagle Rock. There MAY be some truth to that.

Eagle Rock Elementary boy: I live below Eagle Rock Blvd. because it's the poorer part of town.
Rockdale Boy: This school is small therefore giving children that learn in smaller classrooms the benefit of the doubt.
St. Dominics kid: I go to a school with a 5 out of 10 point grade. We desperately need a better education and the teachers take over the glory of the kids who go to good schools. Our junior high math department sucks. Wait until high school to be enlightened.

Eagle Rock by William Joseph Hemmington December 19, 2004