your mom 

Used by asshats who can't think of anything better to say.

It is safe to assume what they meant was "I want your mom."

Asshat: Your mom.
World: Your two dads.
Asshat: Ouch, that hurt. Your mom.

your mom by I hate your mom April 18, 2004

your mom 

a moral answer for any question, whether or not it makes sense.

where are we going? your mom!

your mom by Yerr Maam July 5, 2005

your mom 

a derogative comment usually used when one does not have a worthy comeback

X:Whats for dinner?
Y:Your mom!

your mom by Stone cold April 10, 2006

Bad Mom Tuesday 

all the mothers in fucking world bitch non stop on tuesday..
they bitch about stupid ass random stuff.. drives us kids crazy!!!! some say its a case of PMS.. some say its just a qudinkidink ohh nooo its Bad Mom Tuesday..

"______(< Kids Name) you never do anything!!"-MOM YADA YADA YADA!!! Bad Mom Tuesday

Bad Mom Tuesday by katherine jullie the third November 24, 2006

date my mom 

Worst show ever.... and by worst, I mean best.

John: What did you do last night?
Joe: Watch "Date My Mom"!

Liz: Have you heard of "Date my Mom"
Kate: Have I heard of it? I was on it!!

date my mom by Joe23423423 May 3, 2006

your mom goes to college 

you guys are retarded kip did not start it, its from the ages of when college was made for younger ppls, and if your mom or parent was in college it ment she was retarded and couldn't get out. However now a days older ppl are free to join colleges so its whole burn factor is gone.

idiot 1: your mom goes to college!
kool kid: ya i know she's getting her PHd.
idiot 2: i wish my mom was smart.
idiot 1: ya maybe then you could come up with a burn.

your mom goes to college by CCFHKCBK October 18, 2008

ur mom 

Brillient mindless insult/comeback...

A: you'r such an idiot
B: you'r mum's an idiot
A: you'r mum
(after this, continuation by B requires a punch or other suitable form of violence by A...)

ur mom by Your mum's a name July 14, 2005