funeral for a friend 

A band for girls who want to pretend they are some kind of rock chick.
Reknowned for looking like dorks, I am ashamed to live in the country next to theirs.
Welsh people across the nation have been crying themselves to sleep at night for one of the following reasons:
1)They are ashamed that this band are from their nation
2)They like this band and are emo-kiddies whose lifes are so hard and unbearable.

"Hey my life is so hard so I went and bought this FFAF CD."
"Whys your life hard?"
"I have an ex-girlfriend."
"Oh jee that is a shame man... hey but at least you can create an emo band now."

funeral for a friend by Jonny January 5, 2005

Girl Friend 

Whinny,crazy,obessive females. Your better off with a puppy!

Dani! (ME!)

Girl Friend by homeslice February 28, 2004

Gay best friend 

A straight man who tries to appeal towards women by being feminine and simply acts as if they were gay. They think they’re hot shit because they can get hugs and are referred to as things like “twin” , or “bestie”. Gay best friends think that by completely emasculating themselves and looking like a complete tool they can get some. Most Gay best friends end up surviving solely off hugs, hand holding and hair braiding.

Myles: Dude did you see the video of logan wearing that girls earrings and friendship bracelet.

Diego: Ya, he’s a gay best friend. What do you expect.

Gay best friend by Jason pual 06 April 29, 2019

25 July, International day of nudes from a girl friend

International day of nudes from a girl friend

Guy: You know what day is today?
She: No, what day is?

Guy: Is 25 July, International day of nudes from a girl friend
She: What?
Guy: You are supposed to pass me your nudes
She: Oh, ok!

25 July, International day of nudes from a girl friend by unitato.unitonto July 25, 2019

Special best friend 

Boyfriend/Girlfriend or your side partner.
Usally a person you have sex with.
See "special friend" for more detail

Tyler:OMG Luke your my special best friend
Luke:Fuck ya I am:)

Special best friend by That guy jizzed himself October 26, 2014

fair weather friend 

A fair weather friend is one who lives in a milder climate than you. This person takes great pleasure in taunting you with how great it is where they are (warm and sunny) when you are suffering in your climate (cold and snowy or otherwise unpleasant).

Shane was taunted by his fair weather friends on Facebook as he sat looking helplessly from his office window, watching snow fall in the middle of April in Michigan.

fair weather friend by tweetlady May 9, 2011

gay friend 

guy who likes a girl but girl is only interested in being friends

she told you about someone else she slammed? you got shikked

gay friend by Ashley August 16, 2004