Butt Bundler

-A sexy ginger girl who loves to get bent over and spanked repeatedly

-A Butt Bundler will beg for you to hit her ass and will never have enough.

Girl: Spank me.
Guy: Ok.
(Spank)
Girl: That's all you got? SPANK ME HARDER!!!!
Guy: I didn't know you are a butt bundler.

by SexxMuffinLenny May 15, 2013

butt pressure

When you store in so much farts because of social norms that an intense sharp pain rises in your anus and rectum.

Ah man, I just had so many baked beans at this wedding and now my butt pressure is at a extremely high magnitude.

by 34AR January 10, 2014

butt bacon

When you have a shit that strings out, but is still quite flat as with bacon.

Me: Dude I just made some butt bacon!!
Other Guy: Do I know you?

by spicysheron February 15, 2014

butt puddy

Thick puddy-like substance between the butt cheeks

Man i have bad butt puddy.

by MTMan21 March 10, 2014

Not even in the butt

The perfect response if your goal is to make any situation awkward. The word "even" makes it just that much weirder.

"Haven't you ever thought of us sleeping together?"
Nope. Not even in the butt.

"Have you ever done cocaine?"
Nah. Not even in the butt.

"Would you like a refill?"
No thanks. And not even in the butt, sir."

by Swambat April 23, 2014

dagobah butt

When you have swamp butt and it's so damp that Yoda could live there

"Man, that whole class period, I couldn't focus because I didn't want people to notice my Dagobah butt"

by Penis McGinsburg May 24, 2014

epic butt

A butt that clean, awesome, totally rad, and stupendously large.

You can tell that is an epic butt because it's so dang large!!

by Katy Perry (goddess) June 7, 2014