skunty monkey

A sexual position when the male hangs from the ceiling and throws the feces of the female on her tum tum.

Shelly smelled because her and her boyfriend Chad did a Skunty Monkey last night.

by stevensunrise August 9, 2020

Porch Monkey

a term for a lazy black person who sits on their porch all day and sniffs their fingers, eat fried chicken and watermelon while the rest of the porch monkeys are out in the field picking the cotton.

That Porch monkey smells like a crackhouse.

by niggerlover125 September 1, 2018

Cracker Monkey

A cracker monkey is a white person that looks like an ape. They have the physical features of a cracker and the facial features of a Monkey.

Look at here is she black or is she white, she definitely isn't an albino. She looks like a Cracker Monkey.

by A FUCKING MEXICAN PP_IMMIGRANT May 3, 2019

lap monkey

A small person with little man with a larger than life ego.
One who looks down on others for their own personal gain

My boss is such a lap monkey, trying to look big in front of his peers, don't be an rj?

by shuler1 July 7, 2016

monkey wash

When you take a shit and don’t wipe. Then you proceed to jump in the shower to wash your ass! The purpose is to save toilet paper in a pinch.

Last night I was hammered and had to do a monkey wash. Shit happens when you party!

by Las Pilas October 10, 2020

Monkey Swing

For two people to suck each other's genitals while swinging in a tree, like a 69 but monkey style.

I went to the park and did the monkey swing with my grandfather.

by The T.V Dinner May 22, 2015

monkey gang

a group of trollers, spammers and funny blokes. they be monkeys and they play roblox. apes are accepted. we hate christopher spunk and love indian chips.

you in monkey gang?
yeh

by gang of monkeys November 28, 2019