The rule that states if a guy is in and out of a girl's vagina (and finishes) while having sex in five seconds or less, it doesn't count toward his body count.
by rectalreloader September 7, 2018
Get the Five second rulemug. By making your middle finger and thumb into the shape of an L, the length of your dick is the diagonal distance between the two tips. Great for comparing dick sizes with the homies without having to go through the hassle of doing it normally.
by dud3man November 10, 2021
Get the Miraz's Right-Hand Rulemug. Marketing rule: If it can't be sold as is, someone will remove the name and put the word Zombie on it. It will then sell with great success.
We could not sell Dried Seaweed so we removed the label and put Dried Zombie Skin on it. It's never sold better thanks to Rule Z.
by Rmistiff December 7, 2011
Get the Rule Zmug. by You da rule April 18, 2018
Get the you da rulemug. Alice: We got all the pages set up on the wiki, but somebody from procurement logged in and replaced them all with penis images.
Betty: A-S-A rule.
Betty: A-S-A rule.
by DoileyLama February 19, 2023
Get the A-S-A rulemug. Guy 1- Hey man wanna search rule 34 online because we are middle school boys who have no gf?
Guy 2- Bet
Guy 2- Bet
by Gr@phic August 14, 2022
Get the Rule 34mug. A person's a creep if the age difference between them and their date is greater than half the eldest's current age, plus 7. For example, if a guy is 30, the youngest person he can date without being considered a creep is 15+7=22; younger than that, society looks at the couple sideways.
Dude, you're 45 and dating a 20 year-old? You're a creep!!!! Creep rule is half-your age + 7, my friend. You should date my cousin instead, she's 30 and a freak in bed.
by Caramirdan October 3, 2016
Get the Creep Rulemug.