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St John the Baptist School

A school in Yonkers with a bunch of little white fags who think they’re the shit and a bunch of girls who smoke weed and get railed at 12.
by stupidunfunnyusername March 10, 2023
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Dylan John Darron Fearnley

Dylan, better known as "monkey" or "great ape" is a young christian teenager with hopes of becoming a ufc champion.
He thinks he can fight and batter anyone or anything. he abuses his friends for the fun of it and challenges them to brutal combat. He is usually seen with the neeks as he is one himself. his appearance is a lanky big eared monkey
Look, its Dylan John Darron Fearnley climbing a tree, what a monkey.
by ManyYellowMen May 10, 2023
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John long middle school

John long middle school is one of the worst schools ever. Teachers are all assholes besides some. The kids all are liberals and all fake asf. Please do not come to this school it needs to be shut down. They dress code girls for having there shoulders showing but when a emo girl wears a dog collar and stripper boots she’s fine.
Hey! What school do you go too? 2: Oh I go to John Long Middle School. (The worst schools ever made)
by Cumsock3829 September 7, 2021
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John Weldon Elementary School

A fucking trash dump of cancerous fucking nitric acid.
The teachers here are fucking morbidly obese and the main bullies are either poor kids or the teachers. Most of my teachers were assholes to me, and I'm pretty sure it caused me to have a lot of problems with authority. I had and still do have mild autism and the teachers didn't care. They just treated me like the shit that comes out of their fat ass after they're done eating the dreams of children. The recess teachers don't even let you make gun noises outside and run around like most 10 year olds do. You get yelled at. The fucking school is microscopic and since I left they painted the school walls fucking neon and it looks like a fucking discotech.
John Weldon Elementary School is fucking misery, and caused me to have a lot of depression and anger. I cried because the teachers embarrassed me. I wanted to die.
by Satan-ui Yeomso July 1, 2016
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John Long Middle School

A school where everyone acts fake asf and everyone NEEDS to have a girlfriend in 6th grade. Most of the teachers are chill, and P.E. is only fun if you’re an eighth grader. The dress code is garbage and some girl brought her trump flag and waved it around after lunch. And everyone is gay
A: Hey what school do you go to
B: John Long Middle School
A: lol
by i like poopee September 10, 2021
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John McCrea secondary school

A school in Barrhaven well known for its High-Performance Athlete (HPA) program. If you belong in that program you are either a nobody or a popular self-centered asshole. If you are just a normal kid, your parents are most likely wealthy and you have a strong sense of entitlement. Most kids that attend this school come from the richer parts of town but half of them act as though they are from the hood. Most of these kids are white and will not hesitate to say the n-word and make multiple offensive jokes as they think they are funny. The other half think very highly of themselves and think that just because they are smart, everyone will like them. They act as though they are morally superior to everyone and capable of making 'right' decisions even though they have never experienced life outside of the suburbian bubble their parents have raised them in. The only plus side to this school is that the smell of shit doesn't linger long in the bathrooms as everyone likes to go there to vape.
Dude 1: What school do you go to?
Dude 2: John McCrea secondary school.
Dude 1: Oh that sucks, I'm sorry man.
by monique222 November 29, 2019
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elton john piano head

head or blowjobs from a person so elite that makes you sing the chorus to Elton JohnsSaturday Night’s Alright “ou ou ou ouuuuu”.
last night my girlfriend gave me Elton John Piano Head, it was unbelievable
by ched monk July 8, 2022
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