Book it like Black Fabio

To get out of an area really fast like the black man with dreadlocks in Jackass the movie

Dude! We gotta book it like Black Fabio

by XpurplekittycatX October 25, 2010

Monkey like King Kong

Refers to thick hair in pubic area; unshaven sex organs.

She had a monkey like King Kong, dude she needs to shave.

You need to shave the pub'z on your monkey, it looks like King Kong in your pants.

by QC Inspector #30 April 10, 2009

LPP (Likes Per Post)

1. Referring to the average number of likes a facebook user will acquire for a standard post. Calculated as the total number of likes divided by the cumulative number of posts.

2. Social status defined by facebook popularity.

"My LPP (Likes Per Post) like totally went crazy this week after that picture I posted on facebook of me making out with Shakira"

by tobmeister July 7, 2014

Smelling like a Christmas tree

To smell like weed in public

Damn, Kyle was smelling like a Christmas tree at school today.

by Horseeeeeee January 31, 2016

built like a tin hut

Opposite of being built like a "Brick Shit House"

Dj Qualls is built like a tin hut!!

by Orlando The Great December 28, 2017

Life is like a box of chocolates

It doesn't last long if you're fat

Karen reported Jimmy to the authorities after he said "you're life is like a box of chocolates, it won't last long because you're fat". Jimmy is on trial currently. F in the chat for Jimmy.

by bigdaddythemadlad January 24, 2020

Like a pig sucking a straw

The sight of a catheter that has been inserted into a moist vagina

"Jesus Christ I just walked past Kelsy and she gave me a right eyeful when she was mid crossing her legs....she's got a bloody catheter in....it looked like a pig sucking a straw"

by Psycho Jeff January 26, 2020