Squirty birdy

When you feed laxatives to seagulls at the beach and watch them have diarrhea all over everyone

citizen: OMFG!!! THOSE IDIOTS GAVE SEAGULLS LAXATIVES AND NOW ITS A SQUIRTY BIRDY

by DadDdre March 23, 2022

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Telopea Birdshit

An alternative to the Chicago Sunroof. The act of climbing on top of a car with no sunroof and taking a shit on the roof.

Andrew bought a new car so he wants me to christen it with a Telopea Birdshit

by GermanBisexual August 22, 2022

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Angry-Birding

When one attempts to commit suicide by hanging oneself from a fan that is still spinning. This results in the person being flung around like an Angry-Bird.

I tried to end it last night, but I accidentally left the fan on. I ended up Angry-Birding myself.

by Hudsmee September 1, 2023

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Rage Birdie

A birdie scored in rage by a good golfer immediately after a bogie or worse hole.

TFlo just rage birdied 12. 11 must have gone quite poorly.

by Shawno September 4, 2023

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The Birds Will Fly

sim. to "It is what it is"

The birds will fly

by notroel September 21, 2023

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When a straight man gets a lesbian in bed ,is aggressively fucking her and tells her to spit in his mouth. But she is so into it, all she can do is spit like a mama bird feeding her baby bird into his mouth.

I told her to spit in my mouth. All she could do was give me a little baby birden spit.

by Huckleberry Finn October 11, 2023

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