Bitch Dog

A dog that is a bitch. A dog that barks at everything. A dog that groans every time it sits down. A dog that is morbidly obese, but still begs for food. A dog that licks furniture for no reason. All of these are characteristics of a bitch dog.

Dog: *barks*
Owner: Bitch Dog.
Owner’s friend: What?
Owner: Oh, my dog’s a bitch.

by currentlypullingawickedone July 6, 2021

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bun that dog

Either as an instruction to get it done or referring to having completed some task.

"Dude, did you bun that dog?"

"Man, I bunned that dog something fierce!"

by aycari July 7, 2009

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Dog water

Something 5 grade boys say. Basically means trash, and if you say it, you sound really stupid. Has been said to my face.

Idiot: You are dog water
Me: sigh

by ImJustAsDumbAsEverybodyElse April 18, 2021

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designer dog

A hybrid-breed dog that is bred for the express purpose of combining the traits of the two parent breeds, as opposed to the accidental or incidental crossing of two pure-breed dogs. A designer dog is not quite pure-bred and not quite a mutt. The popularity of various designer dog breeds over the past 25 years has been exploited by many backyard breeders, most of whom are unfortunately not seriously committed to the physical and psychological welfare of the animals they produce. In spite of this, designer dogs often make ideal animal companions for a variety of unique home and family settings. Designer dog breeds are typically referred to by clever names likes labradoodle (Labrador-poodle) and chiweenie (chihuahua-dachshund.)

My designer dog Tippy is a chiweenie whose unique constitution and temperament is the result of combining some of the best features of the chihuahua and dachshund breeds.

by chadsuperhero December 6, 2013

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