Lobster & Anal

Unwritten rule, that if you buy a girl lobster for dinner, you get anal.

Always do surf and turf on the third date. Lobster & Anal is awesome.

by BC1969 May 17, 2025

Anal Ventriloquism

When you use the chair you're sitting in to generate leverage on your butt, which increases the audio quality of an escaping fart.

"Did you hear my fart? No? Damn, I was even engaging in anal ventriloquism to make it louder."

by huahdaddy June 5, 2025

Anal reliance

Relying on anal stimulation to reach an orgasm while being unable to reach it through any other kind of sexual stimulation

Jack: "Michael has anal reliance"
John: "What's that supposed to mean?"
Jack: "He can only finish his deeds by stimulating his prostate"

by MinervaI April 1, 2024

Anal memory

When the ripples of flatulence embed the memory to the anal region

"And it was none more committed than to that of the anal memory"

by PatchyScratchy April 11, 2024

anal hygienist

An individual trying to pretend to have a PHD and specializes treating ATM infections

Dr. N. Pedro Machado, just because I told you I have a sore throat infection, doesn’t make you an anal hygienist practitioner, does it?

by Jack Waxman April 11, 2024

Anal bandit

eating your own genders ass

FUCK YOU ANAL BANDIT

by THIST April 25, 2024

Anal archiving

A way more obnoxious way of boofing, more specifically something of importance that requires a safe, warm hiding place to remain in.

"I just watched some guy I just met anally archive his wallet and I was very impressed with his unwavering ambition."

Anal archiving isn't for the faint of heart, but for those who have completed said task have never regretted it.

by Jinngerbread May 4, 2024