Chicago bears

A more entertaining football club than the New Orleans Saints.
The Saints were crying about cheap shots after getting hit twice by the Chicago Bears. A saint just doesn't have the same effect on an opponent as a bear, a player pulling out a crucifix and telling an opponent they will burn in hell for what they did doesnt have the same effect on somebody as hitting them twice, even if they were sucker punches in the helmet.
by Solid Mantis November 03, 2020
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bobby boo boo bear

bees dad, kinda gay. kason is gay for him
hey bobby boo boo bear, wanna link” -kason
by beedear May 01, 2022
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Dark Bear God

An absolute bozo whom we watch every single opportunity we get
"Have you watched any Dark Bear God lately?"
by MeliorSloth(Not a good source) January 24, 2024
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Stoned Bear

That ONE fucking guy you're camping with that decides to spark a reefer while everybody's sleeping, gets the nuclear munchies, and barges into the tents at 2:37 AM searching for snacks like a stoned bear.
(tent starts rustling)
John: (wakes up) oh fuck guys i think there might be a bear outside
Jack: (wakes up) wait what
Valentyn - there's bear outside? ooh no no no
(Tent unzips)
Dax: (falls into the tent)
Dax: y'all know where we put the reeses cups at
Jack: Dax its 2:37 AM, why're you barging into the tents like a stoned bear
Valentyn: чертовски!
by TurksAgainstVapes October 07, 2024
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Pander bear

Noun: A small bear chained to Kathleen Kennedy's desk inside the Disney studios executive suite that eats caucasian actors and excretes female actors of color to replace them in films after several months of digestion.
Did you hear the Pander bear ate episode IV from Star Wars? Now han solo is a chick with dreadlocks and Chewbacca's been replaced by Awkwafina.
by Flailing Dumpster March 27, 2024
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Bear Grylls' Birthday

The day on which Bear Grylls' is born. (June 7th)
A: Holy shit! It's Bear Grylls' birthday today!
B: No it's not dumbass, June 7th is tomorrow.
by i like furries eggs dee November 04, 2021
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Summer bear

Somebody who thrives in the summer but also does fuck with the winter and is at his weakest point in the winter
“Damn where Ryan been at? He was wild in the summer he hasn’t shown up to school in a min.” “He’s a summer bear bro, probably hibernating rn, chill”
by Tediousten January 26, 2023
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