A typical willies douche is someone who works at willies and does not correlate with anyone else but the willies cult.
Any worker their is a typical willies douche.
by Qwertymanguy December 01, 2022
A terrific example of a human being that can be cool yet also a complete douche. Basically, a best friend type person that happens to make choices in his/her life that make you wish you could hit them with a frying pan. A tremendous combination of awesome factors and qualities of the douchiest. Most likely in his/her 30's or 40's, and having lived an eventful life. Also, most likely to be a manager of a Cracker Barrel or some other embarrassing position.
Look at that guy, he is so funny and awesome, but he makes horrible choices and blows off his best friend to go to bed at 8 at night.
Wow, you just described a Douche-Nard!!!
Wow, you just described a Douche-Nard!!!
by Sparklz So Good February 21, 2013
(n) A delivery app driver that double-parks by the entrance to one's favorite restaurant, therefore blocking the entrance for in-person customers - such as GrubHub or DoorDash
Q: So whose car is that in the fire zone out front?
A: It's a to go food order, so probably just a Door Douche!
A: It's a to go food order, so probably just a Door Douche!
by PaulSNJ January 31, 2023
Oblivious, self centered, hat wearing, drives too fast, tailgating, loser who gets his identity through a truck. Almost always a Dodge Ram. They're like a cult.
I heard that Bob got pulled over for DUI. He was going 140 in a 55 zone, tailgating an Asian woman, swearing, honking and throwing high beams while drunk. Bob is your protoypical Dodge Douce.
I saw Steve cat calling a fat girl at the bar. Ya, he's such a Dodge Douche.
Q: Who's more of a douchebag, Brock with the manbun or Jim with the Dodge Ram?
A: it's impossible to be more of a douchbag than anyone with a manbun, EXCEPT if you drive a Dodge Ram. Jim with the Ram wins. No douche like a Dodge Douche.
I saw Steve cat calling a fat girl at the bar. Ya, he's such a Dodge Douche.
Q: Who's more of a douchebag, Brock with the manbun or Jim with the Dodge Ram?
A: it's impossible to be more of a douchbag than anyone with a manbun, EXCEPT if you drive a Dodge Ram. Jim with the Ram wins. No douche like a Dodge Douche.
by BSBoss November 21, 2024
Clinton is a douche-canary.
by Sophia4111 September 22, 2019
by Janofarc January 22, 2016