mythical perfect storm

A legendary state that exists only in Rob's mind that states that one owns all three magic monkeys (A, D and M).

Rob is delusional in his thoughts that he has the mythical perfect storm.

by RCole February 13, 2008

multi-text story

story involving multiple texts to tell.

girl one: tell me your dumb ass story.
girl two: are you sure its definitely a multi-text story?
girl one: yea bitch.

by pom toast May 11, 2010

Calm Before the Stork

(n.) The time during a woman's first pregnancy during which nobody talks about the baby or being pregnant for maybe 2 seconds. This calm, almost eerie silence, usually occurring early in the 3rd trimester, is soon shattered by childbirth and the spirit-crushing, torrential shit storm that follows.

See Also: That part in "Deep Blue Sea" when people start getting eaten, but Samuel L. Jackson and the rest of the survivors find a minute to collect themselves and make an escape plan, and Samuel L. Jackson is giving a speech about how they have to unite to escape the genetically-mutated, super-intelligent sharks, but then, suddenly, one of the aforementioned genetically-mutated, super-intelligent sharks jumps out of the water and bites him in half.

Though it seemed for the time being that everybody had stopped speculating about his unborn child's future athletic prowess, physical attributes, and the huge amount of responsibility it takes to raise a child, the man was not fooled.

He knew that it was just the calm before the stork.

by Consopite June 9, 2011

here comes the storm

the act of drinking a energy drink and then fucking a girl so hard and fast that the condom desenagrates

here comes the STORM! I'm gonna tap you SO HARD!!!

by picT2 June 29, 2011

shopping at the versace store

Referring to splurging on unnecessary items when funds are not sufficient.

Don't be feelin like you could go shopping at the Versace store when you still owe me money nigga.

by Fuckwithit1 October 14, 2013

never:ending:story

An act between two gay persons wherein they stand with their backs to each other and interconnect their two bodies by inserting the penis-shaped heads located at both ends of a double headed dildo into one another's anus.
The story has begun!
To make it never ending, they must both work together to stay balanced, stay penetrated, and do a backwards reach-around to jerk off the other, thus creating a

<Never:Ending:Story>

It was as majestic as a Unicorn, you should've seen it! Tobias and Sebastian were able to perform a never:ending:story flawlessly!

by Life's Little Wonders April 25, 2014

Technological Integrated Storytelling (or T.I.S.)

Technological Integrated Storytelling (or T.I.S.) is the process of storytelling through multiple screens. In order to get the full story the audience is required to to watch various devices such as a TV, computer and or phone etc.

Because today's youth is so electronically advanced, Technological Integrated Storytelling (or T.I.S.) is a modern approach to teaching.

by Jacamo's Dad April 11, 2016