4 day rule

The 4 day rule is in relation to the birthday dirty pint tradition that all Lads have. The dirty pint must be poured 4 days either side of the birthday in question.
Exceptions:
Your name begins with A.
You have a specific event booked for your birthday that falls outside of the 4 days.
You have an absurd addiction to red onions and Mayo.

Hey Wilson, you know you have to do a dirty pint next weekend?
No, the 4 day rule states that its outside if my birthday and so it is void.
*Wilson checks Official source of all Lad rules.
Oh schnap you're correct I am exempt from the 4 day rule and I must in fact have the dirtiest pint of all for attempting to weasel out of it.

by AJW of Laindon July 21, 2013

Eric Rule

The decision to quit any video games when down by 3 or more scores in the first half, or any other insurmountable deficit.

your team falls behind 3-0 in the first half of fifa pro clubs Eric Rule!

by roll2tide October 10, 2022

Rule 34

It is animated pornography characters from various movies, tv shows, anime and games

Pokémon rule 34 boom porn
Velma rule also porn

by Blassinn July 23, 2022

The rules

You aren't enforcing the rules equally and if you don't want someone's kid to pay the price for your doing that you need to give me the credit I deserve and pay me.

Hym "The rules? Which rules? The boundaries policy at REM Wisconsin that state Kendra McKeefry and Melissa Dilsner Barlow cannot fuck the mentally disabled clients house at the group home on Danbar street in Green Bay Wisconsin? Or the Rem Wisconsin abuse and neglect policy that states I have to report any retard sex if I suspect that the clients are getting molested? Because I got fired from Rem Wisconsin for doing that! Except not soon enough. OK. I'll follow the rules. I have I reasonable suspicion the Kendra McKeefry and Melissa Dilsner Barlow and Marina Derfus molested one of the mentally disabled clients at the Rem Wisconsin group home on Danbar Street in Green Bay Wisconsin. The clients name was Noah Kroll. He was charged with a sex crime related to a minor but was ruled legally incompetent due to the fact that he is an Assburger. There. I'm reporting them."

by Hym Iam July 19, 2025

Rule 34

Some weird-ass internet rule that could severely damage one's childhood.

Rule 34 is the rule that if something exists on the internet, there's porn of it.
(i disrecommend searching it up)

by that fucking degenerate weeb April 15, 2018

Optimal Form of Rule: La Rosa Conciliari Primus Optimus Maximus Totalis Consumatiae Estea

Optimal form of rule solves problems for all communities.

Optimal Form of Rule: La Rosa Conciliari Primus Optimus Maximus Totalis Consumatiae Estea: Inhumane criteria, of what is human, is inhumane. / "philosophy will never do much for thee, in that; the emotions, slash feelings, who are the kickoff for the attempt in the fist place, defies both.
aminotentitledtoadecentdefence.blogspot.com/2021/06/la-rosa-concilae-primus-optimus-maximus.html

by SirSimon July 2, 2021

Bus Drivers' Rules

When somebody enforces rules that nobody has heard of until now.

In the winte of '62, I moved from the corner of Lake and 30th streets to get in out of the -31 degree cold. I came out of the laundromat that provided a modicum of relief from the wind and cold to catch the Minneapolis City Bus. The driver stopped but said I couldn't use my transfer, because I wasn't being picked up at the CORNER OF 30TH AND LAKE STREET. I paid the fair with a grumble, saying "This sounds like Bus Drivers' rules, 'You Make Them Up As You Drive Along.'" There was some murmuring of agreement from the other passengers. He didn't throw me out into the Minus 31 degree night.

by Past Pedestrian September 6, 2009