November 22

November 22nd,

Thank a Lineman day. They are fat and they move other fat people for touchdowns. Even the lord knows nobody else would do it

"Yo Charlie! Are you a Lineman?"
"Yea man I play o-line."
"Well its November 22nd so thanks for being a big sexy pancaking machine"
"Uh thanks?"

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November 13

The day Mellanie has to ask Roberto out.

Mellanie: Ohh it’s November 13

Mellanie: .. Hey, Roberto. Wanna date.

Roberto: .... no ❤️,
.. nah I’m playing sureee

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Anyone named Aubrey owes her cousin $10

Hey Aubrey! You owe your cousin $10 it's November 13th !!

November 13 by kelseyjjj November 13, 2020

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Kiss ur crush day

Boy 1: Oo look there’s Emma
Boy 2: Yeah you should go kiss her, its November 14th
Boy 1: okkk

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National Gummy Bear Album Day

Look for the Gummy Bear Album November 13...
Hey today is Gummy Bear Album Day, I need to go buy one!

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They day the gummy bear album drop

Today me and the boys raid Walmart on November 13 to get the gummy bear album

November 13 by Mdee579 November 13, 2020

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Give me your wallet day!! If someone asks for your cash or credit card, give it to them!

“GIVE ME YOUR WALLET!!”. “Ok fine, but only because it’s November 16!”

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