Person 1: "Have you heard about the Great Mexican Wall?"
Person 2: "No, why?"
Person 3: "I've heard of Donald Trump building it."
Person 1: "Bad news, we're paying for it."
Person 2: "Darn."
Person 2: "No, why?"
Person 3: "I've heard of Donald Trump building it."
Person 1: "Bad news, we're paying for it."
Person 2: "Darn."
by undefinedVoid October 14, 2017
Get the the great mexican wallmug. When two cars stop at an intersection at the same time and each tries to be the nice one to allow the other to go first.
Larry's sweet Aunt Betty was driving him to school and when they stopped at the stop sign near his house, he knew he'd entered a Mexican Stopoff when Betty saw her friend from the knitting circle stopped on the cross street.
by thetexian June 27, 2024
Get the Mexican Stopoffmug. A bonding ritual performed by three males standing in a triangle and jerking each other off; left hand on the cock to one's left and right hand on the cock to one's right respectively, resulting in two hands stroking each penis.
Ideally, all three men nut at the exact same time in order for their jizz to fuse together, thus creating a semen bond.
Ideally, all three men nut at the exact same time in order for their jizz to fuse together, thus creating a semen bond.
by Swog89 January 3, 2021
Get the Mexican Jerkoffmug. Vomiting and shitting at the same time, likely due to food poisoning from eating poor quality Mexican food.
“Dude that taco cart at the festival was great!
“Yeah maybe for you, I was a Mexican fire hose all night trying to get rid of it”
“Yeah maybe for you, I was a Mexican fire hose all night trying to get rid of it”
by Rollermanfromspace May 21, 2023
Get the Mexican Fire Hosemug. by AlfredWO Garcia September 22, 2022
Get the mexicanizedmug. by Twobit_mickeymouse April 28, 2023
Get the Mexican pancakemug. by purejoemomma April 18, 2018
Get the Ol Mexican hot fingermug.