The Mexican Jacob

A Mexican man that is extremely horny. This is a person that sends the same 3 images daily and expects everyone to laugh at them after the 100,000 thousandth time. He is also known to have a dick the size of an atom.
No way! I wasn't expecting my girlfriend to be The Mexican Jacob!
by REDDIEFREDDIE31 October 09, 2022
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Mexican Check valve

A tiny little turd holding back What seems like 10 gallons of fart
I had to get to the shitter before that Mexican check valve went through my pants
by Fucko October 27, 2021
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Mexican Hatman

A Mexican Hatman is when you drop a sleeve of Benadryl into a 4 loko and then shotgun it.
Ice T: "It's big with the kids lately. They drop a sleeve of Benadryl into a 4 loko and then shotgun it. The call it a 'Mexican Hatman'.
by brba87104 February 11, 2025
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mexican merge

When a car entering traffic expects all the traffic to accommodate them by either slowing down or moving lanes, instead of them gaining speed to match the traffic.
I was going down the highway in the right lane and this idiot coming down the on ramp was doing a mexican merge at 40 mph, and I had to slam on my brakes to let him over or we would've hit.
by solarecreator July 30, 2014
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Mexican Fuckbomb

A drink consisting of half a Modelo, 2 ounces of tequila, 1 ounce of rum, and a viagra pill.
“Try this drink I made bro, I call it The Mexican Fuckbomb.” “What’s in it?” “Don’t worry about it.”
by Gordon Jamesey April 29, 2025
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Mexican Golf Clap

In a Golf Foursome, one player is teeing off and the three other players go behind the tee-box and pull down there pants to moon, while smacking there ass with hands creating a clap after the player has hit the ball. The unsuspecting player turns around thinking it's an applause to only see butt cheeks mooning him/her.
My friend was driving from the tee-box while three others were performing a Mexican Golf Clap.
by mhawke69 July 27, 2015
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Mexican Food

The best thing in the entirety of humanity.
This world is full of idiots but at least there is Mexican Food.
I would blow up 25 orphanages to eat some Mexican Food.
"Hey bro wanna go get some Mexican Food?"

"MY GRANDMA JUST DIED I DONT WANT MEXICAN FOOD LEAVE ME ALONE"

"Aw im sorry, maybe we can order some quesadillas? The beef if dead, just like your grandma!"

"I HATE YOU"
by DieselDeletus December 13, 2022
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