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Ceteris' Law

Ceteris' Law:

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Ceteris' Law: (noun) The phenomenon where the universe conspires to reveal hidden truths and synchronize events, leading to profound moments of connection and awakening.

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Ceteris' Law: (noun) Derived from the Latin phrase "ceteris paribus," meaning "all other things being equal," this concept describes the mysterious force that orchestrates seemingly unrelated events, revealing deeper meanings and synchronicities. Originating from a modern understanding of ancient philosophical and spiritual traditions, Ceteris' Law , coined by LionCrow Digital Designs, posits that the universe has an inherent tendency to guide individuals towards higher understanding and unity, often through unexpected and serendipitous encounters. This concept has evolved to encompass modern experiences of spiritual awakening, synchronicity, and interconnectedness.
One is either blessed by Ceteris' Law or Cursed by Murphy's Law.
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amauriona’s Law

"The 'Amaurionas Law' makes it illegal to be big back, messy, and unattractive."
You look a mess today your disobeying amauriona’s Law.
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Dequantis’s Law

The member of the group with the darkest skin color will always commit the most number of crimes. If the skin color is the same, all members will commit the same quantity of crimes.
Ryln is the darkest in the group, yet commits the most crimes. This theory is known as Dequantis’s Law.
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Bert's Law of Forgetful Transactions

The probability of a finance manager forgetting to collect the down payment that is directly proportional to the size of the down payment and inversely proportional to the memory capacity of the involved manager.
I saw the finance manager running after a customer realizing that Bert's Law of Forgetful Transactions had taken place.
by K9 _Cop May 22, 2024
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Bert's Law of Forgetful Transactions

The probability of a finance manager forgetting to collect the down payment that is directly proportional to the size of the down payment and inversely proportional to the memory capacity of the involved manager.
I saw the finance manager running after a customer realizing that Bert's Law of Forgetful Transactions had taken place.
by K9 _Cop May 22, 2024
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Done’s Law

An idea similar in concept to Murphy’s Law which states “Anything that can be taken out of context, will be taken out of context
Guy #1: “I love Dick (1999)”
Guy #2: “lmao you love Dick
Guy #1: “I do, but I am also now a victim of Done’s Law
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Cummins Law

In a nutshell, Cummins Law occurs when you're listening to the podcast 'Timesuck with Dan Cummins' and people, unaware of the podcast, end of hearing what you're listening to--which is usually dark, crude humor, leading to embarrassment.

This can happen during Bluetooth interruptions, or by simply being unaware of your surroundings.
I fell victim to the Cummins Law, today.

Not the best story, and it probably isn’t worth writing into the show about, but here it is...

Today, was playing video games and listening to the newest Timesuck episode with headphones, when my brother came into the room. He wanted to play me a song he just learned on my guitar. (We each have our own guitars/amps and like to show each other new stuff we learn)

My guitar amp has Bluetooth and my phone automatically connects whenever it gets turned on. As soon as he turns on my amp, Dan’s voice comes through loudly saying something like “I bet his dick got super hard,” referring to Alexander Solonik's sports car."
by Timesucker941 May 24, 2024
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