Geiger's Law

A law from the Book of Geiger which states "You are bigger than it."

That is, in any given situation, the largest of all present variables succeeds regardless of all other factors.

"Gross, there's mold on this bread."
"Nah you're safe, Geiger's Law bro!"

by Tallness October 29, 2009

grandmother-in-law

Spouse's grandmother.

grandmother-in-law.

by Simaduria July 26, 2024

Husband in law

Ex husband of your wife

My husband in law is a pain when I see him with my step kids

by 459395 March 28, 2023

co-distant-relative-in-law

Spouse's distant-relative's spouse.

Co-distant-relative-in-law.

by Folqa July 24, 2024

Faive’s Law

Students will fail class automatically if their bob isn’t laid like Faive’s.

Jay C will never fail class because of Faive’s Law!

by xnth February 7, 2024

stepgranddaughter-in-law

Stepgrandchild's wife.

My stepgranddaughter-in-law is a good person.

by Wonbig October 13, 2021

Stevan's Law

"The delay in achieving an outcome beyond the expected timeframe implies that the event has either occurred previously or is restricted by universal laws"

Stevan's law used to an sentence where you are speaking ethically and emotional. This means that not understanding that what you thinking to happen is already happened or never happen

by Stephen Raj July 4, 2024