Hoppe’s Law

A man will most times acquire a relationship partner ranked in between a mans confidence and total looks.

For example: If there was a guy who was a 6 but he had the confidence of an 8, he would most likely obtain a relationship partner that is a 7.

“What do you think about that guy”
“Well, using Hoppe’s Law, he is about a 4, but has the confidence of a 8, so he will probably end up with a 6”

by Professor Ho November 25, 2020

In-law Zoned

The Friendzone, but worse. When someone you like would rather want your kid and their kid to get married.

Person 1: I like you.
Person 2: Sorry I don't see you like that.

(Decades later)
(Person 2 marries Person 3)
(Person 1 marries Person 4)

Person 2: Wow I hope our kids get married.
Person 1: (Bruh I just got In-law Zoned )

by User12345000 March 28, 2022

Sinnott's Law

A law which dictates that "Places Which Can Sell A Keychain Will Sell A Keychain"

Ah, a keychain for the Eiffel Tower, guess that's just Sinnott's Law

by Rhsjhxjand November 13, 2023

Mackenzie’s Law

Makenzie’s Law is a rule used to estimate how early one may have a child. It states that the more unfit of a parent someone is, the quicker they have children

Mackenzie’s Law is a scientific fact known to humanity since the dawn of time

by Cwilther February 28, 2024

half-pibling-in-law

1- Half-pibling's spouse.
2- Spouse's half-pibling.

half-pibling-in-law.

by Simaduria July 27, 2024

co-grandnibling-in-law

The grandchild-in-law of one's spouse's sibling.

My co-grandnibling-in-law is a good person.

by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019

co-cousin-aunt-in-law

The daughter-in-law of one's grandparent-in-law's sibling.

My co-cousin-aunt-in-law is a good person.

by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019