One-Way System

An alternative to congestion charge this is another excuse when you are late for something important.

Boss: Why are you 30mins late, Smith?
Smith: I got stuck in the one-way system.

by Barry June 4, 2004

one speedy boi

A man/woman that can run faster than the speed of light

He's fast. He is one speedy boi

by One speedy boi February 7, 2018

Back to square one

When you're back to where you started, all progress has been lost

Man, someone shredded my 500 page essay... well now I'm back to square one

by allan_t321 June 5, 2016

Bites the big one

The situation sucks that you are in.

Your probation officer hassling you over nothing bites the big one!

by Ben1964 January 22, 2015

One Girl Syndrome

When you are drunk and with a large group of friends and there is only one female with you, all the males will try and pull her regardless of looks, availability etc.

John: Last night Amanda lost her virginity, usually she doesn't get any attention from guys but the lads were suffering from one girl syndrome.

by scottblabla April 16, 2009

shh no one cares

a salty way of telling someone to be quiet. usually used if someone is being annoying. similar to saying shut up. this phrase is commonly seen on shirts.

Person: goes on and on about something
The other person: shh no one cares

by GalaxyTheCat October 22, 2020

One forf of a Bastard

A phrase popularized by M6, Hezitation, $avvy and KDentz meaning a person who never follows through on what they say

You’s one forf of a bastard

by 256 terms December 11, 2017