OH GOD FUCK SHIT SHIT

what you think when your mother types p into the url box and you realize you forgot incognito mode

OH GOD FUCK SHIT SHIT

by Charuzu October 30, 2019

It´s selling like a god church

A verse said by Lord himself Jake Paul in a beautiful poem

And i just dropped some new merch, and it´s selling like a god church

by durtas secreto July 26, 2017

god is dead,and we killed him.

a phrase said when one loses hope in humanity

i looked at the top posts of r/noahgetheboat and i now believe god is dead,and we killed him.

by antipeta222 January 05, 2021

The God Who Numbers Your Days

The awareness that you need to treasure your time on this side of eternity until your last heartbeat, living a purposeful life, and not wasting your life away, complaining that life is not fair, or living dishonestly to acquiring material wealth.

If only more people were to count their blessings, be it beauty, brain, health, or wealth, there would be less comparing with, and complaining about, others—when they can tell friends and foes that “the God who numbers your days is also the One you’d remember in both good and difficult times.”

by MathPlus May 28, 2018

blood for the e blood god eee

technoblade's brand

chat messanger: blood for the e blood god eee

100 other chat messangers:blood for the e blood god eee

by (○’ω’○)o(≧o≦)o↖(^ω^)↗(︶^︶)>"< March 09, 2021

I am your new god

A strange phrase used by some Louisiana agnostics and athiests to insult others who talk about thier god in public.

Religious Person: God makes the food we eat.
Athiest: I am your new god! I say no food for you!

by pousson November 27, 2007

I am fucking God bitch

I am better than you in every way.

I am fucking God bitch fuck off or I shall destroy you.I am the law. I am the creator. Shazam bitch!

by TheGayWho'sDeadInside October 18, 2018