imaginary friend with benefits

Coined from the terms imaginary friend and friend with benefits , an imaginary friend with benefits is most commonly found when a person is single, although it is not necessarily restricted to those outwith a relationship . They person will create an imaginary person that they will regularly engage in raunchy sexual activities with during either masturbation sessions or dreams. The qualifying features of a friend with benefits is that said person must be fully fabricated (not a celebrity or someone you know) and that they are a regular part of your self-pleasure routines.

Person 1: Did you hear Glen got a girlfriend?
Person 2: That's not a girlfriend - she's an imaginary friend with benefits. She only exists when he needs a little personal time.

by andthatshowwedoitgangnamstyle July 27, 2016

Cheers my Friends!

What you say when you hit the penjamin and are about to transform into yodieland and then you give your friend a hit of your penjamin.

*cough cough* Hooray!! Cheers my Friends! *Hits the penjamin viciously*

by FckBitchesnGetMoney January 2, 2023

Actual Friends with Benefits

People who are friends first and foremost, but also engage in sexual activity without romantic involvement. There is no intention to ever become a couple or to ever stop being friends, though the benefit of sex may stop at any time.

AWFB cannot be used in place of Fuck Buddies like how FWB is often used, as AFWB is specific to people who would still hang out as real friends if sex was no longer an option. Aka, they're actual friends.

My Actual Friends with Benefits (AFWB) was coming over to catch up on life, help me do my taxes, and bang. But then they found someone they want to start a relationship with, so now we're only catching up and doing my taxes.

by Unique Pseudonym January 12, 2021

Friends but nothing else

A phrase commonly used by people trying to hide the fact that they are in a secret relationship.

Wendy: So, are you two dating?
Chris: No! I've already told... we're friends but nothing else!
Wendy: Keep telling yourself that.

by Hehehe I know March 13, 2021

Fall Back Friend

A friend that's last on your list of friends. A Fall Back Friend usually is the go-to friend when none of your other friends are available. This type of friend usually is irritating and shows up at the worst times and says stupid things. this kind of friend hangs out with all of your other friends and ruins good conversations. Also, you don't know why you have his/her number on your phone since you would never call him/her. The fall back friend always asks to go with you to places when your going out with all your other friends

dude 1 : "Hey guys, we're chillen at mike's after school! john's bringing the drinks and steve's bringin the food"
Fall Back Friend : "Can i come too??"
dude 1: "uhm, its kinda gonna be crowded."
fall back friend: "i don't care"
dude 1: *sigh* "ugh, alright, just don't bug us."
fall back friend: "Gee, Thats swell! I can't wait! I'll Bring my entire deck of pokemon cards and we can play all night!"
dude 1 : "no you're not."
fall back friend: "Why not?"
Dude1 : "CUZ I SAID SO! now stfu"

by urb15 March 2, 2009

Friends Zone Syndrome

Affliction of a persons ability to form relationships with members of the opposite sex. Usually involves a person being perpetually placed in the friend zone due to his or her lack of appropriate game or ability to communicate his intentions with a female or male.

John: Hey man whats going on with Jamie?
Geoff: Man it sucks. She says im just her friend!
John: Dang man again? You got Friends Zone Syndrome Hard.

by TLPeeze December 17, 2008

fair-weather friend

a psuedo friend. One who pretneds to be your friend when things are good. Leaves when things go astray or are not quite like they think they should be.

Lucy was only a fair-weather friend.

by dardardar69 October 26, 2003