CAKE MONSTER

CAKE MONSTER:
ALSO KNOWN AS - GREEDY FAT BASTARD, COOKIE MONSTER, BEASTBAG, SHARON SMITH , HONEY MONSTER
KNOWN TO EAT MEN WHOLE IF THEY STAND IN FRONT OF A CAKE. IVE EVEN SAW HER EAT A BABY!
HANGS AROUND OUTSIDE GREGGS AND OTHER SUCH BAKERIES INHALING CAKES WHOLE!
SHE HIDES CAKE IN HER MINGLE.
KNOWN TO SPEND £2000 A DAY ON CAKE; INHALES CAKE QUICKER THAN OXYGEN!

'LOOK AT THE STATE OF THAT CAKE MONSTER - SHOVELLING IT IN!'
'THE SHARON - I HEARD HER BLOODS CAME BACK 99.9% CAKE AND 0.1% CARAMEL, '

by PISSBAGPO May 21, 2018

Caked Up with no Permit

When an individuals posterior is so thick and developed it is no longer proportional to the leg muscles drawing extra attention to their assets. The legs being the permit to be so dummy thicc back there.

He's a Twink but he's also caked up with no permit.

by Peanut_Buttercup September 19, 2023

Cake

Show me the cake

Show me the cake

by anonymous May 14, 2021

Fruit Cake

homosexual gay or a queer

"Hey what's up You Fruit Cake" or "Yo Jeff That Guy Look's Like a Fruit Cake"

by Street Talk Fo Realz February 25, 2017

mom is it time for cake?

A thing that people named Jason say that makes people around them lose brain cells.

Jason said, mom is it time for cake? And Hannah smacked him

by Laganja October 14, 2023

lard cakes

a verbal expression of discontent

"Hey wanna go see a movie?"
"No man, I have way to much homework."
"Lard cakes"

by NerdDude May 5, 2015

Hug A Choccy Cake

Verb - To defecate on a lady's chest then press yourself against her during coitus to create a squishy mess.

Dan - How was your date last night?
Phil - Awesome. Took her out for a nice meal, went for a dance, then got to hug a choccy cake back at mine. Needed to put the plastic sheets down first though.

by Mr Wrong, Mr Vain January 18, 2013