a simp is known as a bloke that is overly generous towards a girl, or in some cases, a group if girls. a simp can be easily identified by how they act. their behaviours may include the compulsive need to buy unnecessary shit for people, offer friends rides or offering to walk them somewhere, maybe even pay for their bus fare. anyone that goes by the name ‘tyler wheeler’ is well known to be the biggest simp of a group.
seth: ‘oi tyler bruv surely buy me that shirt’ tyler wheeler: ‘what size’
jacob: ‘omg you are such a simp tyler’
jacob: ‘omg you are such a simp tyler’
by gaypoogood March 27, 2020
Get the simpmug. 
by Kiplak April 13, 2020
Get the Simpmug. 
by Coonman October 23, 2020
Get the Simpmug. A man initiating and mantaining social interaction with a woman for the sole purpose of having sex with her, but failing.
Often (mis)used with a derogatory or sarcastic connotation to label men who can hold a perfectly normal conversation with members of the opposite sex.
Opposite: Pimp
A man initiating and mantaining social interaction with a woman for the sole purpose of having sex with her, and succeding.
Often (mis)used with a derogatory or sarcastic connotation to label men who can hold a perfectly normal conversation with members of the opposite sex.
Opposite: Pimp
A man initiating and mantaining social interaction with a woman for the sole purpose of having sex with her, and succeding.
(standard use)
Man1: oh man, tried everything from compliments to presents, but she won't have sex with me!
Man2: LoL what a simp.
(derogatory)
Man1: oh man, tried everything from compliments to presents, but she won't have sex with me!
Man2: I dunno man, maybe you should just, you know, get to know her? Maybe she doesn't like you going only after her body like that.
Man1: oh god really? Treat her like a person with feelings? You're such a simp, for f*ck's sake.
Man1: oh man, tried everything from compliments to presents, but she won't have sex with me!
Man2: LoL what a simp.
(derogatory)
Man1: oh man, tried everything from compliments to presents, but she won't have sex with me!
Man2: I dunno man, maybe you should just, you know, get to know her? Maybe she doesn't like you going only after her body like that.
Man1: oh god really? Treat her like a person with feelings? You're such a simp, for f*ck's sake.
by NeverTrevor January 30, 2021
Get the Simpmug.