Wet Bessy

Sex act in which you and your partner are in a 69 position and one shits in the others mouth. After said shitty situation you proceed to have anal sex, then each give each other a wet willy and finish in the other ear.

Dudebro1: Dude I tried a Wet Bessy last night and it was so cool bro.
Dudebro2: Dude how was it bro?
Dudebro1: Dude the shit was legit frothy and the wet will my was so dope bro.

by just surviving October 11, 2019

wet police

Hispanic mom explaining a lifeguard

H.M: Do you know the wet police

Y/n: you mean lifeguard

by &-6.0} September 8, 2023

doody chute wet willy

when you brutally moisten your index finger and then shove it in the ass of one of your sleeping friends.

hey mike is asleep

I'm going to give him a doody chute wet willy

by TheColgator May 29, 2022

Wet hagan

A wet hagan is the act of being covered in tar and feathers nailed to a tree and then being brutally fucked in the ass by a donkey

Breaking news!: a new corporal punishment was added to every school system in the nation called a wet hagan. More on this later!

by Bubble_bee_outside May 16, 2022

wet socks

the name we call a guy at school because everyone hates the feeling when you get your socks wet and everyone hates him because he’s literally SO annoying and no one likes him

person 1:ugh here comes wet socks

person 2.oh god
person 3. looks away everyone

by fuyuhiko'swife November 19, 2019

Hot Wets

When a man farts directly into a girls vagina and then she queefs back in his face.

Rob couldn't get hard anymore unless him and Shelby did some Hot Wets before sex.

by Rexlba February 21, 2025

Wet Clay

A moist black mans arsehole

"Ghee Bily Boo your sure slipped into that wet clay easily"
"I sure do love wet clay in the morning"

by Sloppy Spooby May 13, 2015