The Bears are Looking at the Eclipse

This is a reference to the common "bear-eclipse" phenomena meme, where bears are found looking at eclipses and roaring. It's a non sequitur absurd joke. The original story involves three cubs and a mama bear. The mama bear roars, and then the cubs ask "Why are you roaring, mama?" Mama bear says... "because... because there's AN ECLIPSE!!!!!"

Guy 1: "How does a bear cut its hair?"
Guy 2: "Uhh... idk how?"
Guy 1: "E CLIPS IT!!!"

Guy 1: "Bro, I just had a great idea..."
Guy 2: "What's up?"
Guy 1: "What if... the BEARS ARE LOOKING AT THE ECLIPSE!!!!!"

by rizz0ThBear February 15, 2025

Rusty polar bear

Like a rusty walrus, one will cum into a condom and freeze that filled condom

You will now have a cum dildo

Guy 1: Damn why is emyrs dildo so sticky and salty

Guy 2: ayo bro that’s a rusty polar bear

by Suckballsfor£5 May 9, 2021

Care bear

Very cool and has a small pp and attacks wer bear

CARE BEAR IS An ADJECTIVE LIKE NICE OR COOL

by The Urban dictionary69 March 11, 2021

time for bear

TIME FOR BEAR

a: so can you stay here today?
b: TIME FOR BEAR
a: i dont have the energi to even think over what time for bear can possibly mean

by A guy who like kaif May 4, 2022

Take drugs, kill bear

A phrase originating from Fallout New Vegas, Take Drugs Kill Bear is a philosophical mindset, roughly meaning "Do fun stuff, take on challenges" It also does refer to the practice of consuming narcotics and engaging in lethal fights with bears.

"I don't know man, I live with a more "Take drugs, kill bear" type philosophy, y'know?"

by LikeSomeReallyEvilGuy April 4, 2025

Gummy Bear

When a toothless prostitute gives you a blowjob

Hey, I'm going to get a gummy bear later tonight, do you wanna join?

by Gabby 6969 December 22, 2018

Polar Bear

Something that doesn't belong in a specific setting,
Based on the "wut da hell is a polar bear doing in Arlington, Texas" Meme.

Commonly used in sports circles amongst Gen Z fans.

Ferrari, Lamborghini, Volvo, and Bugatti are all the fastest cars.

Volvo is the polar bear here.

by commanderzvx May 7, 2025