flap jack

n. flacid penis that remains so during attempted masturbation; personal cock-block

v. the serious and vigorous attempt at reviving a limp dick through masturbation

Eliza Dushku is so hot, too bad I got a case of flap jack.

by Pepsimax11 May 10, 2009

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i-jacked

When someone control-freakishly brings their i-pod to the party and takes over.

We were listening to K&D when Igor totally i-jacked our air buzz and played Maroon 5 all night.

by Jamie Campbell August 24, 2005

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Genuine, but a douche. no one really likes a Jack Murphy but people know who he is. A Jack Murphy is kind of nerdy kid. He has a small group of nerdy friends. The popular kids hate him but her doesn’t care.

Wow look at Jack Murphy he is so ugly.

by qwertsquirt February 24, 2019

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Jack Easterby

The king of comedy and an all around good guy. He makes the ladies as wet as Niagara Falls and the perfect guy. He isn’t immortal but he has been mistaken for one.

* Not a fury

“A god has come to earth! Oh wait that’s Jack Easterby, nevermind.”

by Muhammad Will Jones December 22, 2020

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london, jack

Gay ass author

by Anonymous August 26, 2003

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Jack's Sister

A dirty liar who will tell you she's 13 just to sleep with you when she's really only twelve. She'll say that she loves you but really she only wants you for sex. Then she'll rip your heart out by leaving you for an older guy.

Did you get laid this weekend?
Ya, I slept with Jack's Sister!
She's just toying with you man.
She said she loved me!
She told me that to... Last weekend.
........oh.......
It's gonna be okay man... It's gonna be okay

by Jack's Sister August 4, 2008

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