ice's first law of maps states that for every fictional map large enough, an area within it will resemble the Mediterranean even if slightly.
by icesuu July 9, 2021
Get the ice's first law of mapsmug. The act of doing something so horrible, monstrous, and generally bad, that you are doomed to stub your toe and whenever it heals, stub it again.
Jon: I just poured milk before cereal, then put ice cubes in it.
John: you monster. I hereby doom you to stub your toe-
Jon: That's not so bad.
John:-And whenever it heals, immediately stub it again.
Jon: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
John: you monster. I hereby doom you to stub your toe-
Jon: That's not so bad.
John:-And whenever it heals, immediately stub it again.
Jon: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
by Bacon friez November 3, 2023
Get the poured milk before cereal, then put ice cubes in itmug. Vampire sex, since vampires are cold in most medias, but this specifically refers to twilight vampires.
This phrase originated from a TikTok that was also posted to the “Twilight Shitposting” Facebook group, in which the video referred to the fictional scenario of Edward & Bella pushing Renaldo off them to have the ability to have more “ice relations”.
This phrase originated from a TikTok that was also posted to the “Twilight Shitposting” Facebook group, in which the video referred to the fictional scenario of Edward & Bella pushing Renaldo off them to have the ability to have more “ice relations”.
by Superjuliam March 17, 2023
Get the Ice relationsmug. When your boss pisses you off you fuck his daughter with icy hot on her assholeAnd hot sauce in her pussy and Cum on his toothbrush.
by Bddb June 20, 2020
Get the Ice and fire daughter for hiremug. Ice Bahn is the greatest band ever. Famous for instant world wide classics such as Legacy and Loyalty along with Jackass Rappers. Once you listen you will never want to hear another sound other then Ice Bahn again.
by Ice Bahn lover April 23, 2024
Get the Ice Bahnmug. by BigEbola November 13, 2017
Get the ice jewmug. An unsavory member of society, typically from the Canadian province of Ontario. Named for the distinctive black can of Laker Ice beer, which is known for having the highest ABV-cost ratio of any beer available in the province.
Laker Ice bandits can typically be observed engaging in theft, pretty crime, and general grifting. When confronted, they may also become aggressive. They can be observed in most medium-to-major sized downtown areas in Ontario, and are frequently spotted near liquor stores.
Laker Ice bandits can typically be observed engaging in theft, pretty crime, and general grifting. When confronted, they may also become aggressive. They can be observed in most medium-to-major sized downtown areas in Ontario, and are frequently spotted near liquor stores.
Plaz: What was that racket I heard last night?
Ratte: Don't worry dude, it was just a Laker Ice Bandit collecting the cans D-Beers left in the backyard
Plaz: No dude, I swear I heard him in the garage
Ratte: OH FUCK, he stole my bike!
Ratte: Don't worry dude, it was just a Laker Ice Bandit collecting the cans D-Beers left in the backyard
Plaz: No dude, I swear I heard him in the garage
Ratte: OH FUCK, he stole my bike!
by ratteoche January 12, 2024
Get the Laker Ice Banditmug.