michael

is an immature white boy who will cheat, lie, abuse, manipulate and gaslight you to get his own way and also have an open relationship. DONT date a michael you will want to die.

person1: i fucking hate michael
person2: me too he’s so fucking gay

by coochieflaps February 15, 2024

Michael Robinette

He’s one of a kind. The type of guy you never have to question his intentions, or his motives. He’s genuine, and selfless, and an incredible father.

I think I fell head over heels for a Michael Robinette.

by anonymous February 19, 2024

Michaelogical Warfare

Michaelogical Warfare is when Mike Tyson says worrisome things to his opponents to weaken them before matches.

Mike Tyson was spotted using Michaelogical Warfare on his opponent before last night's fight, he was found crying for his opponent and when asked why he responded "Your daughterthz gonna mithz you ztho much"

by Amngusss February 20, 2024

Michael Weber

A young distinguished gentleman who goons so so much. Currently in multiple love triangles. I'm literally sitting next to this guy right now. Dattebayo!

Hey do you wanna hang out today?

I can't, I'm gooning and edging with Michael Weber!

by gorked February 22, 2024

Michael

A random funny science guy on the internet.
Makes guys have an existential crisis after watching one of his videos.

"Hey Vsauce, Michael here!"

by Ren Ernest Elias February 23, 2024

MichaelTheMicrowave

A YouTuber who made over 1000 shorts about a talking moai named STONEMAN

Guy1: Hey dude did you see the latest “MichaelTheMicrowave” Short?
Guy2:Yeah bro! STONEMAN was so funny!!!!

by Isaac Pringleton February 25, 2024

Michael Magz

This term signifies extreme bitterness, often exhibited in unpredictable behavior, including suddenly speaking negatively about others despite previous friendly interactions

Watch out for John, he can be a real Michael Magz sometimes, turning on his friends without warning

by Inini February 27, 2024