Feener Beaner

When a person is experiencing a serious wanting & starts to feen for their special needs in substances of any kind, like drinking/smoking.

“Monique was being a feener beaner earlier; her pen died & all she did was wish for her special devils lettuce”

by anonymous July 15, 2025

Kentucky Bean Plugging

Quickly eating 6 cans of beans in a row and then putting in a butt plug, and resisting all urges to remove the plug due to gas caused by the beans.

I have to shit so bad but I am Kentucky Bean Plug-maxxing and it hurts like all hell
I tried Kentucky Bean Plugging once, it was so painful why would you ever do it.

by Sokklas July 18, 2025

Halal bean burger

a halal bean burger is a spicy bean burger which you can buy at the school canteen of hillhead high school, this 'burger' consists of deep fried spicy beans made into a patty, thats it, thats the whole burger apart from the buns. this burger is so disgusting there are ancient stories about ts it is genuinely feral and i would rather eat month old soggy cereal out of craig pitman's hairy asshole

Canteen Lady - Would you like a halal bean burger
Me - Hell no i dont want that shi twin

by halal bean burger August 10, 2025

Cocoa bean

What a fat ass black woman will sometimes refer to as her clit

“Last night Jalen was rubbing my cocoa bean so good my squirt hit the ceiling!”

by Quandavious69 August 24, 2025

Kidney Bean Effect

A phenomenon where a person who is merely mildly annoyed is actually more dangerous and/or irritable than when they are extremely pissed off.

The Kidney Bean Effect is named for kidney beans, which must be cooked on high heat to make them safe to eat. Cooking them on low heat, on the other hand, makes them even more harmful for human consumption.

by Ubeenbamboozledson August 29, 2025

Baked Bean Bullshit

Some much bullshit it's packed in a can

Showing up to work after a long list of tasks
That is some baked bean Bullshit.

by Carbonated steele October 22, 2025

Coffee-beaned

Instead of coffee making you shit, the coffee is so good, it violently shits a visceral, fat, steamy shit, because it hates you and your family. Including your dog or cat (or goldfish).

That coffee was so good, I got coffee-beaned.

by wowzuhsss October 25, 2025