certified anal probe

When you stick your balls in ones rectum and jiggle around or do a ritual dance

Her:Why are your balls in My butt
Him:I'm doing my ritual dance just take it its called certified anal probe

by Chickenlicker2000 August 28, 2016

Anal gazing

To expose your butt-hole to the sun in an attempt to recharge your body.

Typically this is performed naked with you on your hands and knees, typically with your head down and back slanted to properly expose your dot.

Hey Bronte, wanna go do some anal gazing?

by JohnSugar December 7, 2022

anal hubris

Very similar to Vaginal Hubris. Anal Hubris is when a man or woman is very confident in there anus.

Daniel has a lot of Anal Hubris after putting his photos on grinder.

by Otherwisetrout April 18, 2018

anal rail gun

To wear,insert,or make use of a metallic Buttplug, while in an MRE machine.

Step 1. Wear a buttplug with a metallic core, or just wear a fully metal buttplug in your rectum

Step 2. Schedule an MRI or have a Walk-in MRI at your local hospital. While still wearing the Buttplug

Step 3. Lay on the MRI table and let nature takes it course.

As soon as the MRI machine is turned on, the buttplug will shoot at the speed of sound itself into your anal cavity, through it, and into your chest cavity.

Chance of survival is Low, but not impossible.

"Man, That Anal Rail Gun was intense! I gotta remember to take out my plug next time!"

by The Dab Pad December 7, 2024

Missy anal

Anal sex with an extra jigg.

Damn that was a real missy anal.

by Clean shaft123 June 28, 2021

Scroto Anale

The Scroto Anale is what you can call your "Anal Suck Ball". Literally your suck in your anus.

Se non te stai zitto te stacco la giugulare e te la spacco sullo scroto anale.

by ColafuckingBlast February 20, 2018

Anal memory

When the ripples of flatulence embed the memory to the anal region

"And it was none more committed than to that of the anal memory"

by PatchyScratchy April 11, 2024