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Anal Clencher

Something that really makes the anus clench. For example, something happens which is totally unexpected and shocking.
Coen: I was doing an obby in Roblox but fell near the end and had to restart from the beginning.

Brody: Damn son, that's one real anal clencher right there.
by Teej Maheej April 9, 2020
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anal rail gun

To wear,insert,or make use of a metallic Buttplug, while in an MRE machine.

Step 1. Wear a buttplug with a metallic core, or just wear a fully metal buttplug in your rectum

Step 2. Schedule an MRI or have a Walk-in MRI at your local hospital. While still wearing the Buttplug

Step 3. Lay on the MRI table and let nature takes it course.

As soon as the MRI machine is turned on, the buttplug will shoot at the speed of sound itself into your anal cavity, through it, and into your chest cavity.

Chance of survival is Low, but not impossible.
"Man, That Anal Rail Gun was intense! I gotta remember to take out my plug next time!"
by The Dab Pad December 7, 2024
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Anallely

Anallely is a girl of many aspersions, she is a dedicated and strong women. Anallely is seen as someone who could and will brighten a day with a simple smile. She is selfless and caring towards others while not focusing on herself. She is not one to give up in any situation because she is dedicated and committed to any task in front of her. The only thing that does hurt her is her lack of ability to love and take care of herself. She might rely on others to help her in this category. Overall, she is sweet, caring, and most of all strong in any fast-set you can think of. You will never catch her slacking on any job. Make sure to find a Anallely and make her your friend because you won’t ever regret that decision.
Woah, that is one short stack if I’ve ever seen one

The girl that smiles back, short stack (Anallely)
by That cool stud August 20, 2022
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Anal crong

Accidental anal

A term used when you accidentally have anal sex
“I had anal crong with my girlfriend last night
“What’s that?”
“When you’re fucking and your cock slips out of her pussy into her ass”
by Jaakeeeboy March 18, 2020
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Anal cough

Basically when a large amount of smelly gas leaves your arsehole with force
Stop sucking my cock Jane, I have to anal cough.
by BigDickMotherFucker69 April 12, 2020
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Anal Buccaneer

A Booty Pirate, traversing the social sea's to introduce females to Anal.
Damn she's 40 now but her ass is still tight as glove, said the Anal Buccaneer.
by Anal Buccaneer April 18, 2020
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Anal Bleedage

Blood streaming out of ones asshole after anal.
I fucked her so hard she had anal bleedage.
by ChineseDiabetes June 25, 2016
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