Vegan Water

Putting tofu in plain clear water with lemon as garnish

Mike: I’m vegan. Do you have any vegan water?
Me: “gives interested face.”

by doodHigh June 2, 2023

water

To get some water its to get laid or to get some fucked

I am so horny I need some water

by dudedaddmac1992 June 5, 2023

questionable water

Refers specifically to drops of water that form under awnings, signage, building faces, window edges, and generally any object that is above you while you are outdoors. The water is regarded as unsafe because of chemicals, oils, poisonous substances, sewage or other contaminants, do not use the water for drinking.

Jason is walking along the sidewalk and comes to a stop at the crosswalk. He is standing below a McDonalds sign attached to the side of a building. A drop of water detaches from the bottom of the McDonalds sign and lands on Jason's forehead. He steps back and squeels.

Jason: Ahh! I got questionable water on my face!

by blue_doobie June 9, 2023

Sleep and water

What a poor kid eats when they can’t find food in the pantry for dinner. Your little tummy is grumbling, so you sleep and drink water.

Robert: Damn I’m so hungry. I had some sleep and water last night.

Fred: Hey man, I’ve been there before. I can give you something more than that.

by Chroxity3 June 9, 2023

Penis water

A piss, usually only used when drinking with the boys

“Hold that thought, I’ve just gotta pop a penis water right quick”

by DolphinRapist June 16, 2023

water

wet stuff that is in alot of places

'wow you just drank water'

by lololololololo9lololololololol June 16, 2023

Sounds like water's traveling through your balls

A phrase used to say someone is so stupid that they can't even reproduce, they just have water for sperm because they can't even do what all living things are supposed to be able to do. This can be used to talk about women to say that they are stupid, but it's mostly men.

"Like I said before the Bible says the Earth is flat."
"You're going through the same arguements with no other evidence, it sounds like water's traveling through your balls, man."

by AndrosLesbian June 16, 2023